* We all know the frustration that comes with dropping a couple of grand on a new computer system only to discover it's completely out of date a mere six months later. Well, imagine that frustration factor trebled and you'll begin to understand the hand-wringing desperation of us poor souls with

extensive record collections. Finding a quality phonograph--how's that for retro-speak?--is about as easy these days as finding a short line in an airport. It's not bad enough to be stranded in silence with countless 45s and hundreds of LPs (now, for a change, it's the computer generation who's totally befuddled by the jargon), but we've also been left with a priceless collection of 78s, passed down from Dad. Ouch!

The sounds of silence finally have been lifted, however, thanks to a pair of age-old names in the electronics field: Crosley Radio Corp., Louisville, Ky., and Philco, from Phillips Electronics North America, Atlanta, Ga. Both have come out with a complete line of turntables/ record players/phonographs/hi-fis, ranging from suitcase models (remember them?) to consoles.

The Crosley 1940s Turntable ($299.99) and matching cherry-wood stand ($99.99) had us in heaven, and not because of the built-in CD, AM/FM radio, and cassette player, although these modern touches proved quite convenient as we could play our new stuff--limited though it may be--without having to switch units or, thanks to the remote control, even get up. Likewise, the Philco Turntable CD/Cassette ($199.99) and matching oak stand ($99.99) have proved to be real finds. The Crosley, because it plays 33s, 45s, and 78s, has found a home in our living room. The Philco, with 33 1/3 and 45 capacity, provides the entertainment in our just-completed playroom, where our three young children are learning all about the fun sounds of yesteryear and dancing up a storm in the process. Each stereo has a wonderful retro look--complete with a closedown top to keep out record- and needle-destroying dust--somewhat similar to 1930s-style radios. Moreover, the stands are designed to hold records, tapes, and CDs. The real beauty of both these competing models is the incredible sound that filters through the top-notch quality speakers. After all, nothing else matters if the music doesn't sound good. Whether it's a pop tune from the '60s, acid rock from the '70s, or an old Nat King Cole ballad, these turntables have the range to provide full, rich tones to your ears. Both of these wonderful music machines are available at department and record stores.

Now, if we could just get the old malt shop to re-open....

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